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You may not have heard of Introversion's prison sim, but only if you yourself have been in prison for the past half a decade. Is prison the absolute LOL sesh it is made out to be in popular television show Orange is the New Black? Or is it more like the Midnight Express? Come with me, into this dark corner of the holding cell, to find out Wot I Think. After four years in development and alpha the game is finally out. This is Escape Mode, just one of the features added to Prison Architect for its final release. Through the bars I can hear the faint sounds of a riot.

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My character, Pratt, is now lying in the morgue and I have become Tapper, inheriting his body in a ghostly fashion. A fight had broken out near the cell block entrance and my friend Tapper and I decided to use the opportunity to gain some prison cred by battering the guard who came to break it up. It wasn't long after I attacked the officer that I was killed with a shotgun.

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